This is a messy garbage movie and I’m always happy to stick my face in it. Mmmm, throwback body horror.
Never has so much money been poured into art of a man lovingly nuzzling a toilet seat. Repeatedly. While backed by the finest of campy 90s dubs.
I’m now one step closer to having seen every film adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
It’s not often we cover an honest-to-God harmfully offensive film on this show!
My Christmas gift to you, dear readers, is my drunken wails of anguish.
Part one of our holiday gift to you, featuring an only slightly cold take.
Alright, Fair dues: it’s the most memorable Red Riding Hood take I’ve ever seen.