Trash & Treasures: Executioners from Shaolin
This film is the epic, multi-generational tale of uncovering how exactly to punch a murderer in the dick. And in the end, the day is saved by wig-snatching.
Drunk Book Club: The Color of Magic
Terry Pratchett is proof that even great authors can have very bad first novels. So take heart, internet.
Trash & Treasures: The Thief and the Cobbler
I am here to destroy the myth of the Poor Put Upon Genius who’s work was thwarted. Because man, fuck this guy for wasting so many people’s work.
Trash & Treasures: Audition
Audition is the story of a Nice Guy who just wants to meet a nice young woman by leveraging his position as a producer to ask strangers intimate questions under false pretenses. For some reason, this ends with bad things happening to him (and it’s awesome).
Trash & Treasures: Tusk
This is a messy garbage movie and I’m always happy to stick my face in it. Mmmm, throwback body horror.
Trash & Treasures: Golden Boy
Never has so much money been poured into art of a man lovingly nuzzling a toilet seat. Repeatedly. While backed by the finest of campy 90s dubs.
Trash & Treasures: Phantom of the Paradise
I’m now one step closer to having seen every film adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
