Trash & Treasures: The Children’s Hour
Welcome to the ur-tragic dead gay movie. It’s even more insufferable than you’re thinking.
Trash & Treasures: Crash
You might’ve noticed I’m a bit of a Cronenberg nerd. So here’s me geeking out about what I’d easily call one of his top five.
Trash & Treasures: A Life Less Ordinary
It’s been a while since I saw a movie whose conceit would literally fall apart if it acknowledged queer and trans people existed.
Trash & Treasures: Reefer Madness the Musical
I love this movie so much. But boy, it is just a little bit of unearned smugness going on.
Trash & Treasures: Executioners from Shaolin
This film is the epic, multi-generational tale of uncovering how exactly to punch a murderer in the dick. And in the end, the day is saved by wig-snatching.
Drunk Book Club: The Color of Magic
Terry Pratchett is proof that even great authors can have very bad first novels. So take heart, internet.
Trash & Treasures: The Thief and the Cobbler
I am here to destroy the myth of the Poor Put Upon Genius who’s work was thwarted. Because man, fuck this guy for wasting so many people’s work.
