The Consulting Analyst – The Secret Flower Garden
The intro is here. I’m starting a very important Kickstarter dedicated to getting all these sad children hugs. But especially Franz though.
The Consulting Analyst – Her Melancholy, My Melancholy
The intro is here. That is the classiest tracking shot of bouncing breasts I’ve ever seen.
The Consulting Analyst – Interview with the Vampire (Part 1)
Part One: Achievements in Unreliable Narration As promised, this week we begin our (currently) monthly journey through the Vampire Chronicles, that crucial stepping stone in the modern conception of vampirism and bestselling bastion for young queer kids throughout the end of the 20th century. I’d originally planned on […]
The Consulting Analyst – Do You Love Your Fiancee?
The intro is here. Sometimes you just have to sit back and recognize that the Count is exceptionally gifted at trolling.
The Consulting Analyst – A Mother’s Secrets
The intro is here. YOU MEAN MY PARENTS HAD LIVES BEFORE ME?
The Consulting Analyst – 5/22, Stormy
The intro is here. AND NOW, REALLY GOOD EXPOSITION.
The Consulting Analyst – Until the Sun Rises Over the Moon
The intro is here. FRANZ IS IN LOVE WITH ALBERT, DID WE DROP ENOUGH HINTS FOR YOU.
The Consulting Analyst – At Journey’s End, We Meet
The intro is here. And with an incredibly sharp high note preserved for all eternity, we’re off!
The Consulting Analyst – An Introduction to Gankutsuou
Many years ago, an innocent man was convicted of a crime he didn’t commit and thrown into jail to rot. While the conspirators who engineered his downfall grew powerful and contented, this man plotted his revenge, escaping to remake himself as a mysterious gentleman of considerable means and […]
The Consulting Analyst – Hunter’s Moon (Part 3)
The intro is here. In which we must, at last, say out goodbyes.
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