The Consulting Analyst – The Barefoot Girl
The intro is here. Simultaneously the most high school and the most sinister an episode has been to date. Because this is a universe where adults never so much as thought to give the “stranger danger” talk.
The Consulting Analyst – Azure Paler Than the Sky
The intro is here. Ruka is helpful in the same way gasoline helps a forest fire. If you then used the gasoline tank to kick some trees over for good measure.
The Consulting Analyst – Silent Hill 0rigins
Considering it has no reason to exist, Silent Hill 0rigins has a surprising amount going for it. Well, a surprising amount of story things going for it. Well, its main character is interesting. I mean, they reference Shakespeare, that’s got to be good. Right? Alright, so the game […]
The Consulting Analyst – Whispers in the Dark
The intro is here. I know love triangles seem like a good idea the first time, but then it’s suddenly 3 am and you’re taking naked car rides with strangers. Don’t do love triangles, kids.
The Consulting Analyst – Nanami’s Egg
The intro is here. Welcome back! Nanami is Mothra’s mom. That’s totally a canon thing now.
The Consulting Analyst – Miki’s Nest Box (The Sunlit Garden: Arranged)
The intro is here. It’s been a long week. All I could think was, “man, that birdhouse looks comfy. And it might be the only building in this school up to OSHA standards.”
The Consulting Analyst – Their Eternal Apocalypse
The intro is here. Did you forget that Akio is terrible? Akio is terrible.
The Consulting Analyst – Silent Hill (2006)
Christophe Gans’ adaptation of Silent Hill is one of the better videogame films out there, a title as honorable and unchallenged as “Best Logger Using Only Teeth” or “Suma Cum Laude: Class of Infant Punching.” Most videogame movies of that decade were directed by Uwe Bolle, is the […]
The Consulting Analyst – The Secret Nanami Diary
The intro is here. In which Misturucrantz and GuildenChu revisit some well-known scenes.
The Consulting Analyst – The Terms of a Duelist
The intro is here. In which nothing is true but our hopes, and everything hurts. Pack a lunch, we’re wrapping up an arc here.
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