Trash & Treasures: A Life Less Ordinary
It’s been a while since I saw a movie whose conceit would literally fall apart if it acknowledged queer and trans people existed.
Trash & Treasures: Reefer Madness the Musical
I love this movie so much. But boy, it is just a little bit of unearned smugness going on.
Trash & Treasures: Executioners from Shaolin
This film is the epic, multi-generational tale of uncovering how exactly to punch a murderer in the dick. And in the end, the day is saved by wig-snatching.
Trash & Treasures: The Thief and the Cobbler
I am here to destroy the myth of the Poor Put Upon Genius who’s work was thwarted. Because man, fuck this guy for wasting so many people’s work.
Trash & Treasures: Audition
Audition is the story of a Nice Guy who just wants to meet a nice young woman by leveraging his position as a producer to ask strangers intimate questions under false pretenses. For some reason, this ends with bad things happening to him (and it’s awesome).
Trash & Treasures: Tusk
This is a messy garbage movie and I’m always happy to stick my face in it. Mmmm, throwback body horror.
As Above, So Below and the Purpose of Found Footage
This essay was commissioned by abby-something. Want me to write about something you find interesting? You can find out more about commissions here. A guy walks into a studio. “I have a great idea,” he says. “The Parisian catacombs are spooky, right? How come nobody’s ever shot a […]
