How is it that every time Disney tries to bury something it thinks will hurt its reputation, it manages to make itself look 10000x worse in the process?
The UNTOLD, UNCUT story of Disney’s struggles during their so-called Dark Age….and if you believe that, I’ve got some waterfront property in Kansas you might be interested in.
Wow, 90s kids sure like this movie, huh?
1980s New York: a perfect place to set Charles Dickens’ story about a sad secretly high class boy (you can tell by how kind and goodlooking he is) is saved from being grouped with Those Dirty, Wicked Poors. Really though, have you read Oliver Twist lately? That book […]
Remember when Cars 2 came out, and everyone was like “PIXAR HAS HIT BOTTOM, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN?” This is that but for Disney.
Who would’ve thought a bunch of 90s kids would have so many feelings about detective mice? Not Disney, that’s for sure. RELEASE THE MERCH. WE KNOW YOU HAVE IT.
Longtime readers will know that anniversary month means lists. And while last year’s anime rundown involved a certain amount of long deliberation, settling on a film list for this go round ended up being a ticket to the Village of Excruciation. Perhaps it’s the shorter time investment, and […]