How is it that every time Disney tries to bury something it thinks will hurt its reputation, it manages to make itself look 10000x worse in the process?
The UNTOLD, UNCUT story of Disney’s struggles during their so-called Dark Age….and if you believe that, I’ve got some waterfront property in Kansas you might be interested in.
Wow, 90s kids sure like this movie, huh?
1980s New York: a perfect place to set Charles Dickens’ story about a sad secretly high class boy (you can tell by how kind and goodlooking he is) is saved from being grouped with Those Dirty, Wicked Poors. Really though, have you read Oliver Twist lately? That book […]
Remember when Cars 2 came out, and everyone was like “PIXAR HAS HIT BOTTOM, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN?” This is that but for Disney.
Who would’ve thought a bunch of 90s kids would have so many feelings about detective mice? Not Disney, that’s for sure. RELEASE THE MERCH. WE KNOW YOU HAVE IT.
Longtime readers will know that anniversary month means lists. And while last year’s anime rundown involved a certain amount of long deliberation, settling on a film list for this go round ended up being a ticket to the Village of Excruciation. Perhaps it’s the shorter time investment, and […]
Long before videogames took on the mantle as ‘most frequently dismissed potential art form,’ the field of animation had been scraping for even the smallest bits of esteem from the cultural majority. Yes, of course animation is ‘kid’s stuff,’ not worthy of the attention of the real moviegoing […]
A few weeks ago I wrote an essay about the new Disney movie Frozen. A few people read it, and then a few more, and then it exploded and became the most read post on this blog by a factor of ten (a fact found using English Major […]
The conspiracy theory bits of my brain wonder if Disney’s purchase of Marvel was part of some David Xanatos-like plan to save a few bucks. Lord knows the Frozen team owes Stan Lee a check. Strange, fantastic elemental powers that get stronger with age/puberty and cause the owner […]