The original is endearing homoerotic 70s camp and this is a subpar Zoolander knockoff.
What happens when you combine most of the cast of Zoolander with a charmingly goofy 70s detective show? Something real bad, it turns out, because Todd Phillips is also there siphoning all that pesky “joy” out of the situation. Or: in which Dorothy knows a lot about a historical slash fandom and this shit ain’t it.
CONTENT WARNING for discussion of racism, antisemitism, homophobia, drug use, cops
1:00 Regrettable Remakes
6:00 Clown Man
9:00 Original Flavor
19:00 This Zoolander Remake Sucks
40:00 The Dreaded Cameo
47:00 Should You Watch This
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